From the desk of Donald J. Trump:
- Meeting at the United Nations (some people are saying the biggest ever).
- Bedtime (ask General Kelly if I can watch TV first).
Notes to self:
- Start UN meeting by talking about my dick.
- Not my real dick (too small, illegal),
- But the building across the street (TRUMP WORLD TOWER),
- Which is very BIG, really. Huge. Tremendous.
- Say some stuff about reform.
- Tell them about how I'm going to make the United Nations great.
- Like I'm making America Great Again!
- Give examples.
- (Ask Mike Pence for examples.)
- Or just be vague (easy).
- Or lie (usually works).
Some HBCU people might drop by the White House. Tell Kellyanne to keep her feet off the furniture.
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