Dear Mr. Bannon,
Nice "wingman" work on Ted Cruz! Though mean-spirited bullying is not normally my cup of tea, I do admit that watching Republicans cannibalize each other is sort of a guilty pleasure.
I have a favor to ask. As long as you've declared war on the GOP, can I give you my wish list?
Here they are, in no particular order:
- Mike Pence,
- Steve Miller,
- Javanka,
- Donald Jr.,
- Donald Sr.,
- Kellyanne Conway,
- Mitch McConnell,
- Paul Ryan,
- Sean Hannity,
- And, of course, yourself.
There are more - many more - like the fat moron in Texas who wants to fight a duel with Susan Collins, but that's the B-list. This is a good start.
Please note I've left out foreign nationals.
Keep it coming,
Underemployed
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