Dear Sean and Reince,
Remember the game "Life" from your childhood? Not the 1980's revamp that had squares that told you to "Recycle!", but the old, dark version that had blue pegs for boys, pink pegs for girls, and...
Dudes, this is your moment.
If it were served up on a silver platter, if a leprechaun had left it at the end of a rainbow, if Santa Claus had dropped it down your chimney with a big red bow, you could not have been gifted a more golden opportunity.
Though you left Mr. Trump's employ still kissing his hem, and you've had some time to calm down, remember the Sicilians (who know) say that revenge is a dish best served cold.
Ask Scaramucci. Who, I'm sure, is chomping at the bit. Or Chris Christie, who's thinking that a job with CNN might be just the thing. Both Sicilians.
As am I. And I'm waiting.
This week, Sean and Reince, you are to report to the principal's office. Where you get to rat on the biggest bully in the school. This is the chance of a lifetime.
Make me proud,