Dear Mr. Trump,
Tiny. Little. Short.
Are we talking about your time in the bunker, or your dick?
Just to be clear,
Wednesday, June 3, 2020
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Je-throc-ra-cy n. government by persons who sound like - and demonstrate the education level of - Jethro Bodine -je'thro-crat n.
"Listening to the impeachment hearings yesterday, I came to the awful conclusion that the United States has become a jethrocracy."
Pass it on.
When John Bolton becomes the Voice of Reason, you can be sure that space-time has folded in on itself and re-opened in an alternative universe. There's just no other explanation.
And a note to Stephanie Grisham: I freely - dare I say happily? - confess to being "totally unequipped to handle the genius of our great President". In fact, I see it as a healthy sign that my brain still functions, in spite of three years of his random acts of genius. I'm not a huge fan of John Kelly, but if what you said above really applies to him, I might reconsider.
Clearly, you're not so lucky.
Wednesday, June 19, 2019
Am I the only one thinking that all these gazillions of dollars that politicians raise for campaigns that we neither want nor need could be spent on something useful, like - say - homeless shelters?
Or health care?
Or expanded public transportation?
Or public safety?
Or environmental and climate change issues?
Or, basically, almost anything else rather than political campaigns?
Maybe an idea whose time has come?