Dear Mr. Trump,
You seem to consider the possibility that the FBI has been spying on you to be the all-time biggest political scandal.
No. It isn't. Given that:
- Trump Tower is full of shady Russians.
- Ditto: your Florida properties.
- You've been hanging out with lowlifes like Paul Manafort.
- And Carter Page.
- And Roger Stone.
- Just to name a few. There are more. And they all have questionable dealings with the Russians.
- Donald Trump, Jr. is a complete fucking idiot, who went to a meeting with Russians to get dirt on Hillary Clinton.
- Your son-in-law and Michael Flynn tried to set up a secret back-channel with the Russians.
- Some very credible people have cited some very bizarre behavior on your part while you were in Moscow.
- And you've been sniffing Vladimir Putin's butt for years.
It would be the all-time biggest political scandal if you weren't being watched by the FBI.
Think about it,