Dear Ms. Nielsen,
I'll bet you really, really regret covering your boss's sorry ass by telling the Senate that you didn't know Norway had a lot of white people in it.
You see? Aside from disconcerting that segment of the American electorate who were rightfully (albeit skeptically) appalled that the head of the Department of Homeland Security was unaware of the demographics of Scandinavia ("Can I call a friend?"), it was all for naught. Get in line behind Scott Pruitt and General Kelly.
See you on Dancing with the Stars,