I'm positively giddy.
With the precision of a master gemcutter, making the first cut on a very large and precious (and illegal) rough diamond, Robert Mueller has managed to hit both Trump and Pence at the same time. I have a picture in my mind of Paul Ryan and James Comey having a celebratory chocolate milk right about now.
Why do I think Mike Pence is in this up to his pink neck? Well, either that or he's the dumbest person alive. Which might not be mutually exclusive. Plus, no man who wears long pants talks like he does.
(My husband is dragging me away, reminding me that our cats will not eat tonight unless we go grocery shopping.)