Sunday, July 2, 2017

Dear Modern Day Presidential Person

Dear Mr. Trump,

A few words about your self-appellation:
  1. Just so you know, the year is 2017.
  2. If by "modern" you mean that you have demonstrated that you have opposable thumbs...well, um...okay.
  3. Presidential?  With that tie?
And judging from that video, you'd be well advised not to quit your day gig.  Though in the (hopefully) near future, you might not have a choice.

Unwillingly yours,


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