Dear Mr. Trump,
Wow! Your very first Stalinist purge! Can gulags be far behind?
I'm in SUCH a tizzy about your security clearance hit list that I can't bring myself to pay ANY ATTENTION WHATSOEVER to:
- Omarosa.
- Paul Manafort.
- Roger Stone.
- your new bromance with Rand Paul.
- Ivanka's "low point".
- Michael Cohen.
- Wilbur Ross.
- the resuscitation of Steve Bannon.
- Melania's fashion choices.
- a sneaking feeling I have that Donald Jr. once dated Mariia Butina.
Just kidding, I'm paying attention to everything.
Wish I were in Congress,
Underemployed
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