Dear White House Communications Lady Sanders,
I don't write about the White House ladies very often. With the notable exception of Hope Hicks, you all seem so abjectly miserable. At least when you're in front of a camera. I can only assume, given the evidence of my eyes and ears, that you're:
- pathologically in need of attention. Any kind of attention.
- dumb as a box of rocks.
- completely amoral.
- scared shitless.
Whatever the reality is, the books are being written (can't wait for Bob Woodward's!) and we will all be enlightened some day. And your problems will follow you long after Donald Trump is but an unpleasant memory. So I try to confine myself to wishing that you'd just go home.
That being said, I had to drop you a line today.
Because I want to point out that there is something wonderfully, almost magically, pharisaical about you criticizing someone for their lack of character.