Dear Mr. Trump,
Let's see if I have this right. Rich Republican guys are giving you gazillions of dollars to pay your legal bills. And the best you can do is Jay Sekulow and Rudy Fucking Giuliani???
Giuliani clearly has cognitive challenges. Seculow can't even buy a decent toupee, and thinks that facts can "evolve". By which, I surmise, he means that he gets to change his story whenever the truth comes out.
Let's be real:
- Sekulow was lying.
- Sekulow is probably lying now, too.
- And - this is genius! - I'm willing to bet that he lies to you on a regular basis.
Apparently, staffing wasn't your strong point during your legendary career as a businessman.