Dear Mr. Moore,
You need to calm down. Maybe your friend Steve will take you out for a drive. And maybe he could take you somewhere to talk to some very nice people who will really, really understand what you're going through right now.
Or maybe you could have a whiskey - I don't think God hates whiskey - and a bit of a lie-down. And try not to think about sodomy. It only upsets you.
Maybe a cruise? Somewhere far, far away?
Just a thought,
Underemployed
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