The Big Reveal

Three things more interesting than Donald Trump's Big Reveal on Monday night:

1. The Thai children trapped in the cave.
2. The immigrant children trapped in the United States.
3. George Clooney's pelvis.

I admit that I wondered - briefly - if Trump would use his "Mussolini" face or his "I'm a big boy now!" face for the occasion.  Mercifully, the curiosity was not overwhelming enough to inspire me to turn on the television.

So I guess I'll never know.