Three things more interesting than Donald Trump's Big Reveal on Monday night:
- The Thai children trapped in the cave.
- The immigrant children trapped in the United States.
- George Clooney's pelvis.
I admit that I wondered - briefly - if Trump would use his "Mussolini" face or his "I'm a big boy now!" face for the occasion. Mercifully, the curiosity was not overwhelming enough to inspire me to turn on the television.
So I guess I'll never know.