Dear Secretary Nielsen,
I have looked into my crystal ball and have seen your future:
- The public displays of the shocking depth of your idiocy,
- Will basically render you unemployable for life.
- And you will be reduced to appearing on talk shows, where people will make fun of you.
- Sort of like Sarah Palin,
- But not as funny.
And "Kirstjen Nielsen" will be defined by Urban Dictionary as "That one girl in high school nobody liked."
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