Dear Mr. Trump

Dear Mr. Trump,

Thank you for your tweet about this year's Women's March.  However, for the record:

1. I didn't notice any women celebrating "historic milestones" or "economic success".
2. But there were lots of signs that said "It's Mueller Time".  
3. And our crowd size was bigger than your crowd size.

You were right about one thing, though.  The weather was beautiful. 

As was the spirit of the day. 

Good luck in 2018,

Underemployed