Dear Devin Nunes

Dear Representative Nunes,

Rumor has it that your "secret memo" was more or less dictated to you by denizens of the White House.

This does not surprise me.

I give this rumor credence because:

1. 99% of the rumors involving the current administration inevitably turn out to be true.
2. Because the Leaker-in-Chief can't keep his big mouth shut about anything.
3. And as far as Donald Trump is concerned, you are a human colonoscopy.

So go ahead and release it.  I'm thinking that after the State of the Union address, we'll all need a good laugh.

With bated breath,

Underemployed