Dear Mr. Trump,
So there are no tapes. I knew that (see previous post).
I knew it from the beginning. So did everybody else. Except for - maybe - Kellyanne Conway who thinks that a microwave oven is a potential surveillance apparatus. And maybe that one Republican congressman in Michigan who thinks God is going to fix global warming (if it becomes a problem). Actually, I think in the case of Kellyanne, she just says stuff like that so you won't feel like the only lunatic in the room.
Here are your tweets:
With all of the recently reported electronic surveillance, intercepts, unmasking and illegal leaking of information, I have no idea...
...whether there are "tapes" or recordings of my conversations with James Comey, but I did not make, and do not have, any such recordings.
- Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 22, 2017
Now let's take that apart:
"With all of the recently reported (by whom?) electronic surveillance, intercepts, unmasking and illegal leaking of information (only a prob if you're guilty), I have no idea...whether there are "tapes" (those quotation marks again - intriguing!) of my conversations with James Comey, but I did not make, and do not have, any such recordings (no shit).
What the ENTIRE WORLD knows, Mr. Trump, is that you were just throwing a tantrum, shooting off your mouth (or, in this case, short and stubby fingers), and didn't have the balls to admit it. BELIEVE ME, they're laughing at you.
And as for James Comey: You better hope he wasn't wearing a wire.
Think about it,