Three reasons why John Hickenlooper should be President of the United States:
- He's not Trump.
- He's the governor of Colorado, where marijuana is legal.
- His name is John Hickenlooper.
What more could you want?
And maybe Tammy Duckworth as his vice president? Think of the merchandise. Think of the t-shirts. Think of Americans smiling again. There is immense potential here. Would I spend good money to drink my coffee out of a "Hickenlooper/Duckworth 2020" coffee mug?
Hell, yes.
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