A compilation of Kirstjen Nielsen's greatest hits:
- "I actually do not know that, sir." (i.e., that Norway was predominately white. 1/16/18)
- "Operationally what that means is we will have to separate your family." (5/10/18)
- "I do not believe that conclusion that the specific intent was to help President Trump win. I'm not aware of that." (5/22/18)
- "We do not have a policy of separating families. Period." (6/17/18)
Based on the above information, Kirstjen Nielsen is:
- Really, really dumb.
- Inexplicably terrified by some horror yet to be named.
- A bad liar.
- All of the above.
Whatever she is, she's also - incredibly - the Secretary of Homeland Security.