Dear Speaker Ryan,
I don't get you.
True, I am a FIB ("fucking Illinois bitch") and you are a Cheesehead (Wisconsin idiot), so it's not surprising that we don't understand each other. And I hope my readers appreciate the lesson on Midwest culture wars here.
But as far as I can tell by the loopy, enthralled looks you plaster upon your puffy orange bromance, I think you must be:
- Simple-minded, or on some really heavy meds.
- Sincerely enamored of this guy.
- Afraid Steve Bannon is going to "out" your Hello Kitty collection.
I'm going to choose "All of the above".
Greetings from Illinois,