Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Dear Sean Hannity

Dear Mr. Hannity,

I hear that your fans are smashing their Keurigs.  This worries me because, besides being stupid, they are now caffeine-deprived.

I also hear that Volvo has pulled their sponsorship of your show.  Somehow, I don't think I need to worry about your fans smashing their Volvos.

Good luck with all that,

Underemployed



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