Dear Mr. Hannity,
I hear that your fans are smashing their Keurigs. This worries me because, besides being stupid, they are now caffeine-deprived.
I also hear that Volvo has pulled their sponsorship of your show. Somehow, I don't think I need to worry about your fans smashing their Volvos.
Good luck with all that,
Underemployed
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