Three Reasons Why

Three reasons why John Hickenlooper should be President of the United States:

1. He's not Trump.
2. He's the governor of Colorado, where marijuana is legal.
3. His name is John Hickenlooper.

What more could you want?

And maybe Tammy Duckworth as his vice president?  Think of the merchandise.  Think of the t-shirts.  Think of Americans smiling again.  There is immense potential here.  Would I spend good money to drink my coffee out of a "Hickenlooper/Duckworth 2020" coffee mug?  

Hell, yes.