Dear Kirstjen Nielsen

Dear Secretary Nielsen,

I have looked into my crystal ball and have seen your future:

1. The public displays of the shocking depth of your idiocy,
2. Will basically render you unemployable for life.
3. And you will be reduced to appearing on talk shows, where people will make fun of you.
4. Sort of like Sarah Palin,
5. But not as funny.

And "Kirstjen Nielsen" will be defined by Urban Dictionary as "That one girl in high school nobody liked."

Nice going,

Underemployed