Multiple Choice

A compilation of Kirstjen Nielsen's greatest hits:

1. "I actually do not know that, sir."  (i.e., that Norway was predominately white. 1/16/18)
2. "Operationally what that means is we will have to separate your family."  (5/10/18)
3. "I do not believe that conclusion that the specific intent was to help President Trump win.  I'm not aware of that."  (5/22/18)
4. "We do not have a policy of separating families.  Period."  (6/17/18)

Based on the above information, Kirstjen Nielsen is:

1. Insane.
2. Really, really dumb.
3. Inexplicably terrified by some horror yet to be named.
4. A bad liar.
5. All of the above.

Whatever she is, she's also - incredibly - the Secretary of Homeland Security.

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