Dear Mr. Trump

Dear Mr. Trump,

It took a while, but I finally figured out your strategy on climate change:  you're simply going to steal enough money from American taxpayers to buy your grandchildren a new planet to live on.

Either that, or you're just a huge dickhead.

Warm wishes,

Underemployed

Dear Rick Perry

Dear Rick Perry,

You are one dumb bunny, aren't you?

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/rick-perry-says-climate-change-debate-is-secondary/ar-AAr7yYq?ocid=spartandhp

And please take off those glasses.  I can't even imagine what you use them for.

Sincerely,

Underemployed

Our Inspired Leadership

Dear Congressman Walberg,

Last Friday, while speaking with some people unfortunate enough to be your constituents, you received some questions about your views on climate change.

To which you replied:

"I believe there's climate change.  I believe there's been climate change since the beginning of time.  Do I think man has some impact?  Yeah, of course.  Can man change the entire universe?   No.  Why do I believe that?  Well, as a Christian, I believe that there is a creator in God who is much bigger than us.  And I'm confident that, if there's a real problem, he can take care of it."

(How simple is that?  Who needs Congressmen?)

Well, Mr. Walberg, I'm confident, too!  I'm confident that:

1. When you said "he", you meant just that.
2. God probably thinks "he" already has taken care of it,
3. Because "he" gave (some of) us brains.
4. The plan is we're actually supposed to use them.
5. You would do well to remember:  "Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap,"
6. And right now that's not looking too good.
7. Almost every person who has ever voted for you now deeply regrets it.

Good luck with 2018!

Unbelievably yours,

Underemployed