Dear Mr. Trump

Dear Mr. Trump,

Give teachers guns?  Do you remember your seventh grade math teacher?

'Nuff said,

Underemployed

Dear Mitt Romney

Dear Mr. Romney,

How lovely that you've stepped up to be the adult in the room!  I am SO reassured about having a potential candidate for president in 2020 who is willing, daring, to take the necessary steps to prevent another mass-shooting tragedy in the United States, including:

1. "preventative measures"
2. like "strengthening the FBI database for firearm background checks"
3. and "enhancing school security".

(Nothing to upset the NRA.  No worries, the check is in the mail.)

And not a word about actual gun control. 

Which is why I will never, ever vote for you for president.  And I don't think I'm alone on this.

Think about it,

Underemployed

Dear NRA

Dear NRA,

Per the second amendment to the United States Constitution, what part of "well regulated Militia" don't you understand?

Conscientiously yours,

Underemployed