Dear Scott Walker

Dear Governor Walker,

If they didn't listen to Trump, why should they listen to you?

You're a dolt,

Underemployed

Dear Mike Pence

Dear Mr. Pence,

Word has it that you thought Colts fans would follow you out of the stadium en masse, in a grand spectacle of support for you and President Circus Boy.

Didn't quite work out that way, did it?  

Do you know why?  Well, besides the fact that most people have figured out that both of you are just straight-up whack-job fools, your head looks like a sugar skull at a Day of the Dead party.

Just saying,

Underemployed

Dear Mike Pence

Dear Mr. Pence,

I think I have this right:

1. You went to the Indianapolis Colts game today.
2. Knowing DAMN WELL that some of the players would kneel during the national anthem.
3. But you went anyway.
4. And then, in a GREAT SHOW of what you parade as "patriotism",
5. You left.
6. Sputtering, "I left today's Colts game because President Trump and I will not dignify any event that disrespects our soldiers, our Flag, or our National Anthem."
7. Knowing, ALSO damn well, that these peaceful protests have NOTHING TO DO with respect for soldiers, flags, or anthems.
8. Which has been explained at LEAST a zillion times.
9. But, who cares? 
10. You and the Clown Prince (during your last playdate) figured it would be a great publicity stunt.

Way to go, Mr. Patriot.  If we had more like you around during the Revolutionary War, we'd be taking a knee for "God Save the Queen".

Sincerely,

Underemployed