I know I'm going out on a limb here. I'm not predicting a Blue Wave tomorrow, but a Blue Tsunami. I think there are a few groups of people who are being underrepresented in the polls:
- Women. Who are just too through. (Looking at you, prehistoric Republican arthropod on CNN who made fun of our pink hats. Guess the message was too subtle for you.)
- Young adults. Who are tired of being lied to. And shot at. And probably wouldn't mind legal weed.
- People with pre-existing medical conditions. Which is fucking everybody. (You morons.)
And I'm pretty sure the vast majority of these groups have:
- Better things to do than communicate with pollsters, and
- Caller ID.
So forget the polls and here's my prediction: The House is going Blue...
...AND the Senate. The Governors, too.
Think of it: Investigations! Subpoenas! Grand Juries! Indictments! Russians! TAX RETURNS! It's going to be glorious.
YOU can be part of the magic. And have a really good excuse to party tomorrow night.
Get out and vote Blue.
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