Dear Mitch McConnell,
I find it interesting to read that you were so angered by your Fearless Leader's recent display of spectacular ignorance that you were rendered speechless for 48 hours.
Call me a cynic, but I think you were just checking the polls.
Curiously, you are suddenly being characterized as a "pro-civil rights" Republican (which is certainly news to the Americans who came of age after your midlife crisis) in the popular press.
Nice try, and you have a helluva PR team.
However, in my own mind, nothing will ever be able to erase the many times I've seen you, since the inauguration, photographed with a smug and satisfied smirk on your face, apparently pleased with Yam Man's sundry attempts to decimate this planet.
Sorry, dude. What goes around, comes around. Ask Anthony Scaramucci, who - I think - finally understands karma.
And good luck in 2018.