Inspiration

In case you need some inspiration for tomorrow's protests:

YouTube: Jon Stewart, The Late Show

Good people, get out tomorrow.  We shall prevail.

Dear Trey Gowdy

Dear Trey Gowdy,

I had the impression you were taller.

Compensatingly yours,

Underemployed

On the Other Hand

Dear Sarah Huckabee Sanders,

I saw your press conference today.  And I fully understand how and why you got asked to leave a restaurant.

Lying isn't nice either, Sarah.

Honestly,

Underemployed

Manners Are the Happy Way

You shouldn't throw people out of your:

1. Bakery,
2. Flower shop,
3. Chicken restaurant,
4. Trump rally,
5. Opium den,

because they are:

1. Gay,
2. Not gay,
3. Annoying the shit out of you,
4. Republican,
5. And/or wearing khaki shorts.

You just shouldn't.  It's not nice. 

And Lord knows, we need some adults in this room.

Melania

Blink slowly four times if you're being held against your will...

Tactical Pants

Dear Scott Pruitt,

Could you please explain to me what a pair of "Tactical Pants" is?  I mean, other than a really good name for a band?

Dazed and confused,

Underemployed

Dear Mr. Trump

Dear Mr. Trump,

Thorbjorn Jagland just said that you are no longer the moral leader of our country or the world.

Thorbjorn Jagland is one of the five members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, which awards the Nobel Peace Prize.

I'm guessing you can kiss that puppy goodbye.

Nice going,

Underemployed