Dear Hope Hicks

Dear Hope Hicks,

You have really, REALLY bad taste in men.

Misgivingly yours,

Underemployed

Dear Cadet Bone Spurs

Dear Mr. Trump,

I just wanted to see how that looked in print.  Well, I'm loving it.  And, BTW:  Lieutenant Colonel Tammy Duckworth is the bomb.

And your nemesis.  I hope.

Sincerely,

Underemployed

Nice Job

Dear Mr. Trump,

Did I thank you for the big, beautiful tax cut yet?

Destitutely yours,

Underemployed

Let's See a Show of Hands

Who still wants to see Trump's tax returns?

Just Wondering

To whose advantage is the exculpation of a low-life slug like Carter Page?

Dear Matt Gaetz

Dear Representative Gaetz,

Aside from wondering what exactly it is that you're representative of, let me just say that I find it highly suitable that you - with Trump golfing, Roy Moore gone, and Devin Nunes real busy - are stepping up as the resident Village Idiot in Republicanville.

Vigilantly yours,

Underemployed

Dear Michael Wolff

Dear Mr. Wolff,

I just finished reading Fire and Fury.  And I'm a little perplexed.

First of all, let me congratulate you on a fine book.  My husband (commonly regarded as a sane person, unlike me) is reading it now, and he agrees.  I am very much a literature snob and I can truly say that, though I think it is obvious that the book was rushed into publication (with good reason) before a final edit, it is well written.  And entertaining.  And informative.

And if it's all bullshit...then, dude, you're Tolstoy.

What I find perplexing is the antipathy towards Fire and Fury on the part of the media.  Left and right.  The book is more descriptive than vindictive, so the criticisms of it seem to be a bit overwrought.  Maybe you just rub people the wrong way.  I can see that.

But thank you for the good read.  I highly recommend it.  And I look forward to a sequel.

If you can find anyone who will talk to you.

Your fan,

Underemployed