Dear Mr. Trump,
Per my previous request, please stop speaking on my behalf. I, for one, as a free citizen of the "nation" you so blithely referred to in your little skit tonight, choose not to apologize to Brett Kavanaugh.
Mr. Kavanaugh, being - maybe - slightly smarter than you are, might possibly already understand this. Have a drink, Brett, it will make you feel like a real Justice.
Not your nation,
Underemployed
