Dear Mr. Sessions,
"Nobody has a sense of humor anymore," you recently bemoaned to a television interviewer when your witty remarks about Hawaii (see previous post, "Aloha!") seemed to fall flat.
You may be right. But have you considered that you are the reason for this?
In the meantime, to get America laughing again:
And my proposed entries into this year's competition:
Cheers!
Underemployed
