Showing posts with label government shutdown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label government shutdown. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 23, 2018

Thank You for Calling

"Thank you for calling Underemployed Is the New Organic.  I can't take your call right now, because I just saw The Darkest Hour and I have decided to never surrender.  Squad goals.  Please leave a message, and I'll get back to you on V-Day."

Monday, January 22, 2018

Dear Chuck Schumer

Dear Senator Schumer,

What were you FUCKING thinking?

Furiously yours,

Underemployed


Saturday, January 20, 2018

Dear America

Dear America,

Trust me.  You won't miss it.

Enduringly yours,

Underemployed