Dear Mr. Mueller,
What's your mailing address? I wanna send you a calzone!
(and a really good cook)
Saturday, February 17, 2018
Friday, February 16, 2018
Thursday, February 15, 2018
How do you want your White House?
- Over easy
- Like a kindergarten class with the teacher out of the room
- Racist, sexist, misogynist, homophobic, gun-lovin', God-fearin' Christian
And would you like a drink before the war?
Sunday, February 11, 2018
Dear Mr. Pence,
Apparently, there's no daylight except what's in your tiny little mind. And don't confuse daylight with the warm, orange glow radiating from the spray tans in the Oval Office.
And if you ever wondered as to your purpose in life, it is to play the role of the dweeby little brother who everybody wishes would just go home.
Best to Mother,