Saturday, March 17, 2018

Dear Jeff Sessions


It's not every day that one is referred to as "brilliant and courageous".  True, this compliment was showered upon you by John Dowd, Esq., attorney for Donald Trump.  Who may not be the best judge of character. 

But still.

In a hundred million years, I wouldn't think to choose the words "brilliant" and "courageous" to describe you.  Especially after that shining example of courage and brilliance you displayed yesterday.  

But, hey!  Daddy's happy (maybe, sort of), right?  And the world is now safe from the terrible Andrew McCabe, who surely deserved the full force of your brilliant and courageous wrath.  So what do I know?  How many times have I been called brilliant and/or courageous?  Even by the likes of a Trump attorney who, by definition, sets his standards pretty low?

Answer:  Zero

And it seems it might be best to keep it that way.

Go get 'em, tiger!


Friday, March 16, 2018

Thursday, March 15, 2018

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Dear Rick Saccone

Dear not-Representative Saccone,

Not only do you have a "porn stache", you have a really bad rug.  See previous post, Dear Jay Sekulow, Esq.

Now go away,


Monday, March 12, 2018

Multiple Choice

Fill in the blank:

"...without Donald Trump the _______________________ would have been a total failure."
  1. Big Bang
  2. Code of Hammurabi
  3. Marriage at Cana
  4. Battle of Hastings
  5. Renaissance
  6. Council of Trent
  7. Peace of Westphalia
  8. Principia mathematica
  9. Louisiana Purchase
  10. Beatles

Sunday, March 11, 2018