Dear Mr. Trump,
So your gang of castrati orchestrates a smear campaign against the Special Counsel and the FBI, paving the way for you to pardon all the poor innocents being abused by those mean old Hillary-loving bastards.
I mean, what other choice do you have? That's what everybody* says.
And your henchmen don't feel the need to "flip" and you don't have to fire Robert Mueller. Do I have that right?