Dear Senator Paul,
I see you're planning to vote in favor of Mr. Trump's Personal Piggy Bank Tax Bill. I tried to read your gracious and stirring rationale for this today, but my eyes kept glazing over and I was haunted by an image of Steve Bannon sending you an email expressing his willingness to tell everybody in the world the real deal about your neighbor problems.
So I stopped reading. And decided to assume you're just another greedy shithead.
Get well soon,