Dear Mr. Trump,
You: "They had these beautiful, soft towels, very good towels. And I came in and there was a crowd of a lot of people, and they were screaming and they were loving everything. I was having fun, they were having fun. They said, 'Throw 'em to me! Throw 'em to me, Mr. President! So the next day they said, 'Oh, it was so disrespectful to the people.' It was just a made-up thing. And also, when I walked in, the cheering was incredible."
Mike Huckabee: "You were a rock star."
Trust me, there is not a single late-night comic who wants to see you leave office.
And, by the way, Mike Huckabee is a moron, too.